Posted 14 hours ago

pre-cumcake:

Some lame: you’re not supposed to wear white after labor day

Me:

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Posted 14 hours ago

HOW WAS SPY KIDS 3 A MOVIE

dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE image

AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

Posted 2 days ago
brightchimeradragon:

just-bx:

Just SCience

IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.

brightchimeradragon:

just-bx:

Just SCience

IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.

(Source: emedemabri)

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Is Han Solo the third summer's brother
Anonymous asked
Posted 1 week ago

Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

(Source: giantassrobot)

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Posted 2 weeks ago

a-random-mod:

a-random-mod:

Guardians of the galaxy was so good

Posted 2 weeks ago

I’ve realized why I’m falling for this girl I’ve been seeing.

She doesn’t understand or care about internet memes. She’s not corrupted by terrible anti-humor.

Posted 2 weeks ago
If Thor is a God, does He poop???
Anonymous asked
Posted 2 weeks ago

poopflow:

"My best day had to be the day after I wrapped Guardians of the Galaxy. I was very homesick and coming home to my wife, and my home, and to my son, who was at the time 13 months old. My wife told me there’s a chance he won’t recognize you—but that’s okay that happens all the time. He doesn’t know, he might be a little shy…"

IM GOING TO CRY

(Source: pedro-quill)

Posted 2 weeks ago
what are you favorite memes?
kanjoosthestingy asked

projared:

None.

What a lot of people like to call “memes” are just stupid bullshit pictures with text on them, rather than information or cultural ideas being passed on to person and person or future generations. The concept and definition of “meme” has been destroyed by stupid ass pictures with text on them on the internet.

Besides, using said pictures to deliver thoughts or jokes are already an antiquated, over-saturated means of communication that is making people dumber.

Posted 3 weeks ago
Had a similar fight with a friend over a girl. She had the wizard hat & everything.

Had a similar fight with a friend over a girl. She had the wizard hat & everything.